THE PARABLE OF THE WHEELCHAIR!

THE PARABLE OF THE WHEELCHAIR!

The internet is currently heavy and at the verge of crashing due to a picture that has gone viral. Am talking about the picture of the Yam Eater also known as the former national chairman of the Yam Eating Party (YEP) aka the PDP, Alhaji Bello Haliru, who appeared in court today in a wheelchair to explain what he knew about the "Boko Haram" funds ATM Sambo Dasuki gave him on behalf of GEJ!

Only about 9 or 10 months ago Alhaji Bello Haliru was touring Nigeria alongside his party's candidate for the 2015 presidential election, Chief Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, for their campaigns. Also, it was just some few weeks ago that this same Bello Haliru was prancing about on his two legs, attacking and alleging that the current war against corruption is nothing but a mere witch-hunt. Typical of them, you might say, and you are also right. But that was before his name cropped up in the list of those who converted "Boko Haram" funds into yams to be eaten by them with palm oil and salt!

As soon as his name cropped up, news went viral that he has fallen sick - all within the space of three weeks or so - untill he appeared in court today in a wheelchair, probably to demonstrate "the truth" that he is truly sick, and also probably to "procure" the sympathy of the trial judge to grant him bail in liberal terms so that he too can "travel abroad for treatment" like all our Yam Eaters like to do. Lol.

Well, whether Bello Haliru is faking his ill-health or not, what stands out in his wheelchair appearance is a direct reflection of how he and his ilk crippled Nigeria and left her in a wheelchair in the Intensive Care Unit (ICU) of the global hospital. If his ill-health is true, then we can at least attribute it to karma, and we can also say the people who crippled Nigeria are getting crippled while the country they crippled is rising up from the wheelchair they dumped her!

Meanwhile, can somebody take Alhaji Bello Haliru in his wheelchair to a zoo, especially any zoo owned by Terrorist Nnamdi Kanu in any part of the world, and then let loose a snake or a tiger or a lion or even a chimpanzee, and then let's see whether he will jump out of that wheelchair or not. Who knows, he might get his miracle healing there and then.

MASU GUDU SU GUDU!
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